Three very productive days in London

Having aborted a projected trip down to London immediately after the Kit Malthouse kerfuffle, not I must hasten to add, because of Malthouse, but because of the weather, I needed to get down to London to top up the sex shops and to do a bit of market research.

After an extensive ring around at the end of last week and on Monday, I had lined up plenty of calls and having come down the M1, I kicked off by visiting my old friend Candy at the Bunny Lounge, which now has two locations. She has one lady entertaining from a top floor flat in Holloway as well as another lady accompanied by herself acting as a maid at their principle location on the A1 as one comes into London. Unfortunately the lady who should have been at their main location had not turned up, so we just had a pleasant chat about my projected change to the website and she suggested that on Wednesday I see Lolita, a delightful Swiss blonde, over here learning the language and keeping the wolf from the door by entertaining in Holloway every Wednesday. She also suggested I call in at their main location on a Friday and sample Roxi, a busty auburn haired lady in her twenties, who enjoys coming up with everything from oral to corrective services.

http://www.thebunnylounge.co.uk

I now wondered who I might see next and having been in off and on contact over several days before I came down to London with Mistress Kiana, a young fit black dominatrix who sees her slaves at a dungeon in Tottenham Hale, I tried to get in touch with her and finally did so, but she was going to be busy most of the period I was down in London, so came to the conclusion that it would have to wait until next time before I saw her.

http://www.mistresskiana.com

My thoughts then turned to Eve, the veteran Aussie lady, currently based in Earl's Court, who features on the cover of my Working Ladies of London guidebook and when I rang her, she turned out to be free. Entertaining now for a pretty luxurious basement flat not far from the Exhibition centre, it turns out she also is a good friend and speaks highly of a mutual friend John Blandford, a solicitor who specialises in cases concerning working ladies and whom I first met on a Kilroy. She had used his services when someone using her flat had had a very unfortunate experience with a potential client, and John had come up trumps getting her out of a potentially difficult situation. Indeed she thought John, who had had a minor heart attack, was dead and I corrected her on that point. She then proceeded to demonstrate her prowess at what she has done so successfully for it must be getting on for ten years, before I headed back to my car.

http://www.eves-place.com

I now tried another veteran based in Earl's Court, Zarisa now known as Ava, a Hungarian lady, with a voluptuous body and a Zsa Zsa Gabor voice. She also operates from a basement flat near the Exhibition centre, though not quite as upmarket as Eve's. She told me a fascinating story of how she had given up working for a few years and had gone off to America, but it did not work out quite as she had hoped and had come back to her old stomping ground. She was however game for my advertising suggestion and so I left Earl's Court having had a very successful visit.

I now headed back into Central London, while most traffic was heading the other way and topped up the Soho sex shops. This completed my work for the day and I now headed out to Battersea and the Travelodge I was staying at. After dropping off everything in my room, I headed out to Worcester Park in the hope of meeting up with Tony, an old college friend who lives on a bizarre modern estate there called the Hamptons and which is quite unique in my experience of Britain in so far as it looks more like Worcester, Massachusetts than Worcester Park. When I had been down before some months ago I had called during the day but with no luck, but in an evening I thought I might have better luck, but it was not to be. Lights were on in many houses but not Tony's, so asked his neighbour, who was in, when I might catch him, only to learn he is sailing around the world and is currently in the Bahamas or some such place. So it was back to the Travelodge.

My first appointment the following morning was to meet Alexia of Quartz Rose, an agency I had had brief dealings with some years ago, when I had thought it was run by Charles, but it appears I had got the wrong end of the stick in so far as Charles, who is now Alexia's ex, was just making contact with me on her behalf. We met at a Starbucks in Fulham Broadway station around 11 and I found Alexia to be a charming and very attractive young lady who has plenty to offer through Quartz Rose, an agency I had perhaps somewhat underestimated.

http://www.quartzrose.co.uk

I now popped over to the London Retreat and relieved an as usual busy Meryl of the fee for another year's advert on my website.

http://www.londonretreat.co.uk

Business concluded I contacted Candy regarding letting Lolita entertain me and since she was going to be free in an hour or so, I headed over to Holloway for that time. Entertaining from a tiny flat on the top floor of a well appointed terraced house not far south of Archway, she made me very welcome. With no obvious people I could see now, I headed over to Candy and the Bunny Lounge and had a pleasant chat with her and Lisa, a delightfully attractive slim blonde, who had very successfully entertained me at Tufnell Park some years ago.

http://www.thebunnylounge.co.uk

My next call was on Aqua Sauna of Holloway, who are located within a stone's throw of Arsenal's Emirates stadium. Parking around there was murder, but they do not open until 5.30, so after finding a parking space not too far away and waiting to leave the car until 6.30 when the area is not reserved for residents, I headed around and was greeted by the manageress, a charming lady called Sue. At one time Aqua, formerly part of the famous Josie Daley's empire was under her immediate successors associated with two other parlours with lots of ladies in Stratford and Crouch End, but now the only manager I knew was the one at Crouch End and even he was thinking of moving on to pastures new, but he kindly made contact with the current owners of Aqua and Libby's in Stratford and Sue was expecting me. She showed me around and I have to admit under the current management the place has been transformed. It was always distinctive purely because of the number of ladies there, but was not particularly well appointed or even decently decorated. Sue has transformed the place. We settled down to business successfully and she indicated I would be welcome to a session with one of the ladies the next time I called. I can hardly wait.

http://www.aquasaunamassage.co.uk

My only remaining call this day was on the London Adult Party Club, an operation that divides its parties between three locations now, a small club near Chancery Lane in the city, the Paradise Spa in Dagenham and a rural location just off the M25 in Kent. Being a Wednesday evening it was Becontree Avenue in Dagenham that beckoned and I got there in good time. Michael greeted me just wearing a towel and after stripping off and also just wearing a towel I was shown around a very impressive club that is probably the best I have come across in London. I also found myself bumping into a naked Emma Louise, whom I would be visiting the following morning in Beckenham. And I must say without any clothes on, she looks delightful. I then got my laptop out and we successfully concluded our business, before I got dressed again and headed right the way across London to the Travelodge in Tolworth where I had booked a room assuming I might have been seeing my friend Tony that evening.

http://www.londonadultpartyclub.com

The following morning I set out across South London and got to Beckenham in good time, where I swiftly concluded my business with Emma Louise. The previous evening she had indicated she would have liked to personally entertain me and given her track record, I am sure that would have been very enjoyable. Also at the flat in Beckenham however was her husband, who obviously is perfectly comfortable with his wife's profession, but it seemed somewhat out of place suggesting she entertained me then and there, so I left it and headed on to my final call of the trip.

http://www.emma-louise-escort.moonfruit.com

This was on another particularly orally gifted lady, Danielle of Bow in East London, whom I got to easily via the Blackwall tunnel. Indeed I got there very early which was perhaps as well, since it took me a good half hour to find somewhere to park, practicaly every free spot I found being reserved for residents. One can understand such restrictions in the West End, but in Bow?

http://www.danielle-at-bow.com

Eventually I went around to her flat in a modern development just off Bow Rd, and had a long a friendly chat with Danielle, probably the most notable lady in the area and someone who has two occupations, the other being a D.J. She also indicated she would like to entertain me at some future occasion and with the time on my parking ticket limited, I swiftly concluded my business and then headed back to the car and then home via the M11.

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